8:20am Getting ready. Notice cat is sharpening claws on newly laundered pants laying on bed.
8:21am Yell at cat. Cat jumps off bed and runs just outside of bedroom door. Cat hocks enormous amount of food onto floor.
8:22am Yell at cat to stop eating own hock. Cat runs downstairs. Silently curse cat. Decide to clean up hock in a minute as am almost finished getting ready anyway.
8:23-8:26am Finish getting ready.
8:27am Walk past hock; notice other cat EATING first cat's hock.
8:27:30am Wonder to self why we even have cats.
8:28am Finally clean up half eaten cat hock.
8:32am Decide to share disgusting story on the internet.
[time passes]
1:45pm Share disgusting cat hock story on the internet.
1:48pm Press 'Publish' button and congratulate self for updating blog.
Heh.
