timeline

8:20am Getting ready. Notice cat is sharpening claws on newly laundered pants laying on bed.
8:21am Yell at cat. Cat jumps off bed and runs just outside of bedroom door. Cat hocks enormous amount of food onto floor.
8:22am Yell at cat to stop eating own hock. Cat runs downstairs. Silently curse cat. Decide to clean up hock in a minute as am almost finished getting ready anyway.
8:23-8:26am Finish getting ready.
8:27am Walk past hock; notice other cat EATING first cat's hock.
8:27:30am Wonder to self why we even have cats.
8:28am Finally clean up half eaten cat hock.
8:32am Decide to share disgusting story on the internet.

[time passes]

1:45pm Share disgusting cat hock story on the internet.
1:48pm Press 'Publish' button and congratulate self for updating blog.

Heh.

eww - american idol edition

Can I just say it is so gross that Antonella 'Barbie' and Alaina Whatsherface are still on American Idol? They both SUCKED! It is this kind of thing that makes me sick about American Idol - just like Jasmine Trias. Just writing that name gave me the chills. Hawaii? You better not be messing up this year too.