[Scene as we are getting ready this morning in the bathroom.]
HIM: Whenever you use the blow dryer I envision the baby inside you going "Help! it's that big windstorm again!" [While waving hands above his head.]
ME: That's what you envision when I use the blow dryer?
HIM: Yeah, isn't that cute?
ME: Uhh... Yeah... That's cute...
Showing posts with label stupid things my husband says. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid things my husband says. Show all posts
29 November 2007
20 March 2007
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In the bathroom this morning getting ready to leave. Joel to Trouble, the cat.
"(As to a little baby) Truuuuuuble. Ok, make sure you don't sleep too much today. I love you. Be a good little kitty today. Byeeee....
[pause]
Bye Liz."
Kind of cute. But also kind of weird.
"(As to a little baby) Truuuuuuble. Ok, make sure you don't sleep too much today. I love you. Be a good little kitty today. Byeeee....
[pause]
Bye Liz."
Kind of cute. But also kind of weird.
22 January 2007
marriage tip #14
Do not say this to your PMSing wife while she is weaning off her anti-depressants:
"Why can't you be like a normal wife; and when I say I want you to make me a sandwich, you just say: 'oh, he must really want a sandwich, I'll go make him a sandwich' and then go make me a sandwich?"
"Why can't you be like a normal wife; and when I say I want you to make me a sandwich, you just say: 'oh, he must really want a sandwich, I'll go make him a sandwich' and then go make me a sandwich?"
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