Showing posts with label stupid things my husband says. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid things my husband says. Show all posts

29 November 2007

morning scene

[Scene as we are getting ready this morning in the bathroom.]

HIM: Whenever you use the blow dryer I envision the baby inside you going "Help! it's that big windstorm again!" [While waving hands above his head.]

ME: That's what you envision when I use the blow dryer?

HIM: Yeah, isn't that cute?

ME: Uhh... Yeah... That's cute...

20 March 2007

quote

In the bathroom this morning getting ready to leave. Joel to Trouble, the cat.

"(As to a little baby) Truuuuuuble. Ok, make sure you don't sleep too much today. I love you. Be a good little kitty today. Byeeee....

[pause]

Bye Liz."


Kind of cute. But also kind of weird.

22 January 2007

marriage tip #14

Do not say this to your PMSing wife while she is weaning off her anti-depressants:

"Why can't you be like a normal wife; and when I say I want you to make me a sandwich, you just say: 'oh, he must really want a sandwich, I'll go make him a sandwich' and then go make me a sandwich?"