22 January 2007

marriage tip #14

Do not say this to your PMSing wife while she is weaning off her anti-depressants:

"Why can't you be like a normal wife; and when I say I want you to make me a sandwich, you just say: 'oh, he must really want a sandwich, I'll go make him a sandwich' and then go make me a sandwich?"

2 comments:

i am not said...

I'm really looking forward to reading more entries in that category.

Anonymous said...

can you blame him? the man wants a sandwich... I mean.. that insensitive jerk...